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Mingemonger

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.
That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!
by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022
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late-minded

Late-minded is a very rare word and is used not quite often. Some people consider it as new, yes it is. Some people consider it as not-really-a-word, but it is a word if you want it to be. It's very easy to understand what late-minded means, only the stupid wouldn't understand. And I bet you're trying to pretend not to be stupid right now, whatever. Let me tell you what it means:

So, late-minded means thinking or saying something that almost everyone has went through it already. An example could be like:
Question: What's that thing over there?
Answer: Your mom (When it's just a piece of shit)
And that's when a passer-by could say: Stop being so late-minded...

Another example could be, someone saying: Hey dude how's your coc going? (CoC/coc/COC: Short form of Clash of Clans)
Replier: Great! I got lv6 whizzies!
And then someone just says: Lol, 'coc'.
That's also an example of how to use the word late-minded. This example is when someone knows that coc (Say CoC) stands for Clash of Clans they have to make fun of it by strengthening the 'cock' word into CoC.

Feel free to share and use this new and existing word with your friends and good luck explaining it!
You don't always have to be late-minded... It's actually really lame.
by Telling the RARE May 11, 2015
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minedie

To die knowing that your dog is still waiting for you in 12 year old Minecraft world.
Go visit your dog before I minedie you!!!!!
by Technoblade never dies August 2, 2023
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Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.
My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!
by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021
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Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
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Disco Minge

This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell
"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"
by mr_pr December 11, 2006
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mingeritus

An incredibly ugly girl who is dating an attractive guy, suddenly the girl becomes unbearably arrogant and condescending towards her family, friends and work colleagues. This situation particularly arises when a guy is using the girl for his own sexual gratification.
Ah mate, recently my bird is so up herself . She's coming down with a serious case of mingeritus!
by JH'82 June 21, 2007
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