Milwaukee Sarcophagus

The act of painting, or the spreading of human feces over a sleeping person until they are either completely covered or wake up from the action.

Originates from Milwaukee

Man, we totally gave that homeless man sleeping under the bench at the bus stop a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

by HappyManAdventures September 21, 2020

Milwaukee squirts

The urge to poop after a session of heavy beer drinking. AKA the "beer shits".

Damn we drank alot last night. I woke up with the hardcore Milwaukee squirts.

by partywurm2 April 4, 2016

milwaukee sandwich

you and your partner wrap your faces in saran wrap, poke holes for your mouths, and proceed to take turns shitting into the opening.
note: if you want to get real classy, you can fashion some hats out of the leftover saran wrap!

ya.. we didnt cheese for the burgers.. so we plowed down a few milwaukee sandwiches instead.

by Bangin Vic September 20, 2008

milwaukee scavenger hunt

When, upon sensing an impending climax, the male removes his organ, leaves the room and proceeds to find a random area in the house in which to blow his load. Following completion, the other partner(ers) is offered a reward for finding (and taking pictures with) the recent deposit.

Me: I'm about to blow. Hold on real quick
Her: I'm ready for the money shot
Me: *comes back 30 seconds later*

Her: Where'd it go?
Me: "Time for a milwaukee scavenger hunt."

by Jimothy Droste-Hammer III May 3, 2018

Milwaukee scrapbook

When you use your semen to paste a picture of a loved one (dead mother, children, ex lover) to your partner's back and then rail them from behind to the while you think about the person in the picture

"I was really missing my daddy and Margaret so I gave my partner the old Milwaukee scrapbook and we'd love to her while I cried like a little girl"

by Thelonedart March 4, 2021

Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.

I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses

by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023

Milwaukee Slushjob

Still pumping into a girl while she squirting

Did you get laid? Yeah, I operated a Milwaukee Slushjob right after it started snowing.

by Babongo Jr. April 20, 2024