It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.
Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.
by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007
Get the milkin' the weaselmug. jacking off while pooping.
by bigbackgirl June 12, 2025
Get the brownie-milkinmug. This term has been in use for many years among a small group of elitist to mean to push in, pump in, fill or the opposite of coming out/of.
Rachael: The handle needs Reverse Milkin'
(it was the original terminology used because the toilet handle needed to be pushed in, in order to work)
(it was the original terminology used because the toilet handle needed to be pushed in, in order to work)
by Razyk September 29, 2011
Get the Reverse Milkin'mug. by 4string June 6, 2010
Get the Wagon Milkinsmug. Milkinate is a 2022 IPT saying meaning to a have a greater idea and do something about it. The Milkiest of Milkens or commonly known as Lord Milkins can milk other people and therefor make them smarter
by Milkinator3000 November 3, 2022
Get the Milkinatemug. When a girl has big boobies that jiggle in the wind, she looks like she has big milky sucky sucky inside of booby wooby.
Lorcan: "i saw this girl the other day with massive boobs, i just wanted to suck them
sonny: "Damn bro"
Lorcan: "yeah she was MILKIN"
sonny: "Damn bro"
Lorcan: "yeah she was MILKIN"
by masculineFemdawg December 10, 2021
Get the Milkinmug. by What’s doin n nat? November 12, 2021
Get the Milkinmug.