milkman

when a man gets head and busts in a girls face and then tickles her so it comes out her nose

kevin gave her the milk man

by kevin January 21, 2005

milkman

A white guy who has a pale complexion.

Our son is so white, he’s our little milkman!

by BananaLady98 June 23, 2021

Milkman's

Another word for a piss-up.

"Hi Charlie, you want to come round our's tonight? We're having a milkman's"

by Kristian K October 13, 2005

milkman

Milkman is a phrase used to describe
a. A very hot guy
b. A very ugly guy, used in sarcasm

Girl 1: duude, that guy is a total fucking milkman!
girl 2: Fuck no!

by Sage.. and Piper December 12, 2003

milkman

A newspaper girl that was mistaken for a milkman by the stupidly rich marie antoinette. She lives on the third floor of marie antoinette's mansion, because it has the best view. marie antoinette is in love with the milkman and wants to marry him/her, even though that would technically make them lesbians, but it never happens anyway. The milkman, in actuality, is just a creeped out newspaper girl, but in marie antoinette's eyes, she's a handsome milkman delivering delicious, cold milk.

It was so awkward. I felt like a milkman.

It was so milkman, nothing made sense at all!!

I'm sooo going to fail this test... I'm such a milkman in this class.

by the newspaper girl-milkman July 6, 2008

Milkman

milkmen go way back to when milk was delivered to peoples doorsteps. Milkmen are very dedicated to delivering milk, which explains why milk was always delivered to doorstep in under five minutes!!!

Dan: my mom works for Cleanlyness Milk Company.. and when i grow up im going to be a milk person and work for Cleanlyness Milk Company too!

Sarah:wow! neat i wanna be a milkman with you!

by julie May 13, 2005

Milkman

someone who leaves cream up the back passage

boy that joff stock is a milkman

by Anonymous March 22, 2003