MILILF

Mother-in-law I'd like to fuck - a theoretical possibility but never reported in the masturbatory literature.

I married her because her mom was hot, a real MILILF

by Alybrella January 13, 2011

milfilicious

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.

My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.

by droby December 21, 2009

MILFing

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.

Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!

by Conian February 2, 2010

Milfionaire

A very successful and accomplished "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck" Player.

I dont know how he does it but when it comes to getting layed that boy can deal, he must be a milfionaire by now.

"Got any kwell lotion? penicillin? Anybody"

by evrready February 26, 2006

MILFITAV

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently

Gee wiz Damian, your mom is a MILFITAV!

by haha dee March 23, 2007

MILFOIL

An acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck Out In the Lake.

"Jeez, there was hella MILFOIL out at Big Island today on Lake Minnetonka! And I aint talking 'bout seaweed, ya na mean?!"

by TruckGuy May 7, 2009

milfinator

A younger man who loves to have sex with MILFS and/or MILFS find that particular man very attractive.

dude, you are the MILFINATOR!

by MAXIMVS April 22, 2003