Milf

Mother I'll Love Forever

Lil George used Milf on mothers day.

by Jay Pay June 30, 2008

Milf

mother i'd like to f*ck

he has a milf for a mom; her mom is a milf

by mandy lee May 6, 2008

Milf

Meaning mother id like to fuck

Jesus christ, what a milf!!!

by Elmoooooo February 25, 2008

Milf

Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.

Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Kettering September 29, 2008

Milf

Wrong website

Look up milf on pornhub

by Lilymitchell March 3, 2020

Milf

The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs

“Look how cute this frog is.”

“Milf!”
——————
“Aww look it’s a frog!”

“Milf!!”

“Same!”

by ArcticFrog March 1, 2023

Milf

Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)

Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!

by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011