Milf

by Jay Pay July 11, 2008
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he has a milf for a mom; her mom is a milf
by mandy lee May 05, 2008
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Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.
Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by Kettering August 04, 2008
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The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs
“Look how cute this frog is.”

“Milf!”
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“Aww look it’s a frog!”

“Milf!!”

“Same!”
by ArcticFrog March 01, 2023
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by Lilymitchell March 03, 2020
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Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)
Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!
by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011
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