milking it

taking more time or advantage than you're really due because you can get away with it. Short for "milking it for all it's worth."

Sara's at home taking care of her sick boyfriend. Hasn't he had that cold for two weeks? Yeah, he's milking it.

Isn't Bill back from that job yet? Still gone, he must be milking it.

Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.

by Scott ATL March 13, 2013

Prostate Milking

The act of massaging or caressing a man's prostate to the point of ejaculation. Done in a purely sexual manner.

Contrary to popular belief this provides no known medical benefit, and has no known medically proven effect on preventing prostate cancer.

They gave me such a prostate milking that I couldn't get hard the rest of the day.

by pvgirl93 April 21, 2020

Milking It

When you deliberately drag something out to the point of taking the piss and abusing the gratitude of others.

"Hey do you know when chapman is back at work" "the guy with the broken leg? nah man he's still milking it"

by JPlow October 8, 2014

Double milking

To be masturbated twice, by two different people

Double milking.

Double Ejaculation

by Wilkyx August 18, 2018

Milking it

Louisa’s 40th birthday celebrations!

They’re milking this situation aren’t they? Yeah a bit like Louisa’s 40th Birthday celebrations... now that was milking it!!

by Lovinglifelou May 28, 2018

Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

by MeHigh July 12, 2007

Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

by Stingyjack December 17, 2009