messed out

awesome; out of this world

Man that party was messed out!!!

by usher25 February 20, 2011

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug

I'm a real thug misses.

by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

msn messenger

This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.

Wanna talk later? - sure we'll talk on msn messenger

by Natalie August 9, 2004

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

Messed

Fucked in the head. No idea about anything. Just Stupid!

You are messed. (with a disgusted look)

by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003

missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020