Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.
I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...
by Jungok January 25, 2010
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A female "chav" from Northern Ireland, more so from Belfast. Derives from the name given to the girls who worked in the mills in West Belfast in the 19th century. Today they can be found parading the streets of Belfast. Usually pregnant by age 14 with a cigarette in one hand and a 70cl bottle of "WKD Blue" in the other (and that's while they are still pregnant). Usually bear pink tracksuits or sightly "trendy" clothes, accompanied with dollops of fake tan to give one an orange complexion. Before the morning Novena in Clonard, they are usually seen on the roads in their pyjamas, slippers and with curlers in their hair, accompanying their 7 or 8 pre-teenage children to primary school. Their native call is shrieking abuse at one another in a dialect which takes years to accumulate.
None have a proper education and 95% are on the "Brew" by age 18, collecting benefits (illegally or otherwise).
They love to engage in the following past times:
- having sex with anything with a pulse and a penis
- boast about their "fella" whether or not they are faithful to this certain lad (usually they are not)
- kicking the living daylights of anyone that looks different to them
- popping "E" (or pretending to) and listening to NRG and sickly rave
- screaming secterian abuse to whomever doesn't support their Scottish league football team
- dancing around a burnt out car which their male counterparts have stolen
- being alcoholics/thieves/junkies (or all three)
Approach with caution, can be dangerous.
A female "chav" from Northern Ireland, more so from Belfast. Derives from the name given to the girls who worked in the mills in West Belfast in the 19th century. Today they can be found parading the streets of Belfast. Usually pregnant by age 14 with a cigarette in one hand and a 70cl bottle of "WKD Blue" in the other (and that's while they are still pregnant). Usually bear pink tracksuits or sightly "trendy" clothes, accompanied with dollops of fake tan to give one an orange complexion. Before the morning Novena in Clonard, they are usually seen on the roads in their pyjamas, slippers and with curlers in their hair, accompanying their 7 or 8 pre-teenage children to primary school. Their native call is shrieking abuse at one another in a dialect which takes years to accumulate.
None have a proper education and 95% are on the "Brew" by age 18, collecting benefits (illegally or otherwise).
They love to engage in the following past times:
- having sex with anything with a pulse and a penis
- boast about their "fella" whether or not they are faithful to this certain lad (usually they are not)
- kicking the living daylights of anyone that looks different to them
- popping "E" (or pretending to) and listening to NRG and sickly rave
- screaming secterian abuse to whomever doesn't support their Scottish league football team
- dancing around a burnt out car which their male counterparts have stolen
- being alcoholics/thieves/junkies (or all three)
Approach with caution, can be dangerous.
"Hore's one of dem millies."
"Luk at thon pack of millies!"
"Kill thon fennian millbég!!"
or
"Kill thon hun of a millbég!!"
"Luk at thon pack of millies!"
"Kill thon fennian millbég!!"
or
"Kill thon hun of a millbég!!"
by Ciarán Gibson July 16, 2006
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A northern irish term for a female townie. Wear bad tracksuits, trainers, have bleached out hair, have several kids (all with different dads), generally look about 10 years older than they really are.
Male counterpart spide
also see millbag
Male counterpart spide
also see millbag
there hard faced looking millies!
by bite me! June 5, 2003
Get the millies mug.Female compliment to the spide. Dress the same as their male counterparts and appear to be immune to contraceptive methods. Like a good shag every weekend and are partial to the odd 'gluebag'. they also enjoy bitch-fights and like bands such as Scooter and other assorted trance and happy hardcore acts. They wear massive earrings which would put Pat Butcher to shame. Name comes from working in the Mills, millworkers shortened to millies.
by Al Bundy August 22, 2003
Get the millies mug.Millies; an abbreviated form of millenials. Coined by novelist Arthur Nersesian in 2017. Typically pejorative.
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Get the milliesexuel mug.This means when a Millie, has a bad effect on people. This could be manipulated in brainwashing and pure evil tricks. To cut it short, a person called Millie near enough mind-controls another to do similar things to that one named Millie.
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