Middleburg, Virginia

A southern suburb of Washington, DC that is located in the rolling hills of northern Virginia. This community of "trust fund babies" and selfish, shallow "richers" will not allow economic growth or an actual working "blue collar" sect of people into it's town. Populated by rich coke heads that have old English style names such as "Chadwick Dunston Elffson Watley III", Middleburg is known for it's anti-gun, anti-religion, pro-abortion liberalism as well as it's talent to look down upon actual working people, because of all the "Old Money" floating around. "Fox Hunting", "Steeple Chase" as well as other wealthy English sports are the main attraction in this shallow place to live. If you don't have money, and your ancestors weren't Protestants from the Mayflower, don't bother going near this town. They'll chase you out with their Land-Rovers, Mercedes, and Cadillac Escalades.

If you're poor, don't bother visiting Middleburg, Virginia.

by Johnny Hates NOVA August 30, 2005

Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor

The classier, less cocky version of Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor.

I'm bored should we go to Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor? No, they are obnoxious, lets go to Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor.

by seventhfloormak November 24, 2010

Middleburg Highschool

A school full of yeehaw ass bitches and racist trump loving people. The black male students are all wanna be thugs and the white students use the n-word like it’s water. The teachers are lame asf and dress code over dumb shit and the guys are low key gay asf. Inside of the school is very nice besides the bat infestation that happened a few months ago. Welcome to Middleburg brothers and sisters since all of y’all like to fuckur family members. 💀

I heard a girl at Middleburg Highschool had chlamydia .

by Middleburg Highschool June 4, 2019

middlebury college

A prestigious liberal-arts college located in the beautiful setting of Vermont. Renowned worldwide for its stellar language programs, this school's academics are top-notch. Students are often outdoorsy and take advantage of the college's nearby ski bowl. Overall a kick-ass college that produces intelligent, talented, happy people!

"dude, you went to middlebury college?"
"yeah and it was the best four years of my life"

by Isabel Lucia August 21, 2006

Middlesbrough

The greatest club to ever grace any sport, from any country.

"See 'boro beat Manchester United 4-0 last week, man?"
"Yeah, they were all over them!"

by Diego November 5, 2003

Middleburg flapjack

This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.

A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.

This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.

Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.

Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.

by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008

Middleburg Mattress

a nasty, slutty, female residing in Middleburg, Florida that engages in many sexual acts with many males.

The sluttiest girl in Middleburg, Florida is considered the Middleburg Mattress.

by urgerburger April 7, 2011