josh middendorp

An absolute fuckhead who loves cocaine and slurpee's. Has a fucked Canadian girlfriend, he is dumb as fuck and loves watching porn in the later hours of the day

That guy is such a josh middendorp

by Fuck me dead already February 14, 2018

Midden

1.An unsightly mess.
2.An extremely unattractive female
3.A football stadium of ill repute where the great unwashed gather bi-weekly.

1.Haven't you tidied your room yet?.It's a midden!.
2.Wouldnae touch her with yours mate,she's a right midden.
3.Parkhead in the East end of Glasgow.Commonly referred to as "The Midden".

by Campioneofglasgow March 28, 2008

Midder

A midder is a University Level Exam that puts immense stress on the student, sometimes causing greasy skin/acne and general irritability. Is also known to impair speech and cause loss of volume control. Prolonged cases involve problems with digestion and bowel movements.

"Bernice has a mad case of the Midders, she has a greasy-ass face!"

"Ya I heard her trying to take a dump she must have been bombarded by midterms this semester!"

by Meggy-wegs! February 21, 2009

Maddex

Maddex is one of the dorkiest girls you could meet. She can also be really annoying. But above all she’s the most beautiful girl you could meet. Plus she’s very cute. Don’t forget about all the little things that will bug her though. But in the end she has the best personality and she’s a little shy when you don’t know her yet. But once you get to know her she won’t shut up and she can get pretty damn annoying but still you can’t get enough of her. And she’s the most lovable girl and really cares about people.

Boy 1: that maddex is a real package
Boy2: I know so many great things about her!

by Daphydael December 3, 2018

Middern

not the southern part of the U.S. not the northern part of the U.S. but the middle part of the U.S.

“What part of the U.S. do you live in”
“I live in the middern part of the U.S.”

by jojoyobro June 30, 2018

midde finger

Digit located between the index finger and the ring finger. Used mainly for powerful grips and the middle finger salute.

Extend your arm


Extend your middle finger.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004

Midderest

A name for an inappropriate part of a females body.

I touched your mom's midderest last night. it was fun

by MidderestMan March 13, 2011