Microaffections

The tiniest of possible compliment, not caring enough to qualify as regular affection. Generally unintentional, unnoticed, and unimportant, these microaffections draw the attention of the clingy and crazy types, which they quote as evidence of your "relationship." Around exes they should be avoided at all cost.

Guy: I like your phone.
Girl: Thanks.

Girl Internally: OMG, Chad IS into me. I knew he was going to ask me out. This is your chance Rhonda!?! *leans in to kiss guy*
Guy: Rhonda, WTF. You always take microaffections way to far.

by crazy 3x-girlfri3nd September 17, 2017

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microlobe

Very small free earlobes.

Earlobes that are so small that they are barely not attached to the side of your head.

Did you see her earring?

Yeah, I didn’t think she could fit that earring on her microlobe.

by 666 rule November 21, 2019

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microvibe

A feeling or vibe that is so subtle, stupid, or fake that it can't even be called a real vibe. Like a "microaggression," some people might not even pick up on it.

*After microdosing*: "I'm microvibing pretty hard guys."
or
"This guitar riff is giving me SERIOUS microvibes right now!"

by AschleyMadison October 8, 2020

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Microfeasting

When you are forced into eating a whole meal on the go or in pieces through an day or evening. So it looks like you’re always eating thus feasting but actually it is only a micro feast.

Jad: "Flick it feels like all you do is eat at the office."

Flick: "Hi Jad, yep I'm fine thanks for asking. Actually I'm just microfeasting on this wonderful meal because I love nice food but you have us working flat out."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

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