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Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.
"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"
by !MNc99 March 24, 2005
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Microbitch

1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;

2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.
She is microbitching again about the paper on the table bitch superbitch
by Psychodiction April 10, 2016
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microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.
"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."
by Ace8904 January 30, 2008
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microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.
"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."
by Ace8904 January 30, 2008
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Microhippy

New generation of "tree-huggers" who concentrate all of their efforts on being "green" in order to reduce their "carbon footprint".
Martha Stewart and Paul James are microhippies. They recycle and have compost bins. Brad Pitt is no microhippy, contrary to his claims.
by acbeattie2 April 2, 2009
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Microshit Losedows

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.
Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.
by HeWhoShantNotBeNamed July 31, 2023
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Micromitment

A small, consistent action or decision that, repeated over time, leads to significant personal or leadership growth. Born from the idea that tiny commitments, when stacked up, can transform an individual or a team’s effectiveness, especially in challenging environments like Antarctica.
“Even in the harshest conditions of Antarctica, I found that making a single micromitment each day — whether it was writing in my journal or checking in with my team — helped me evolve into a more mindful and effective leader.”
by Captain Einstein June 4, 2025
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