Microhog

When your lab partner is hogging the microscope

Dave you are being SUCH a microhog

by JOHN XX GAMER February 11, 2009

Microdosing

Drinking small amount of alcohol throughout the day to keep your ‘buzz’ on.

Alcoholism via acute Intoxication.

Man that JD be buzzing, fool been microdosing all day.

by On Piste Elocutio June 13, 2018

Microdot

having or showing a lack of common sense, comprehension, perception

Has gay fantasies about retards

His penis is tiny as it resembles the size of his brain. His quality of posting lacks in comedy, intelligence and just straight up interest. Everything he posts sucks dick, he is the worst poster in the history of all forums

flame-retardant

by Microdot April 3, 2005

Microdigression

When a person while telling a story or giving an explanation constantly goes off on little side tangents constantly

I hate how every time mike tells a story he goes off on a microdigression every ten seconds.

by scorpesp January 26, 2017

microdozing

(v.) Vivid dreaming in a power nap that enhances mood and potential creativity.

I love microdozing after lunch.

by OneLinerJokeLab January 27, 2023

microdouching

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.

Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.

by Peacedancer February 15, 2025