micromental

A topic broached by couples that consumes an inordinate amount of time in arguments. Or a person who is small minded and focuses intensely on minutiae with no basis in fact.

Why are we arguing about this micromental topic?
You are one micromental asshole!

by Mars12321 November 8, 2018

Microcast

A very short Podcast limited to 30 seconds. Like twitter for Podcasting.

I just subscribed to a microcast that gives me my daily horoscope.

by kaifang June 2, 2009

micromentoring

When your mentor cares so much they want to help you with literally everything. Well intentioned, but it's nice to go to the bathroom without help

Brendon has good intentions, but with him micromentoring me I won't ever figure out how to survive in the wild

by juneen November 29, 2018

Microcuntistic

When you get laid by some tight pussy, but then the next day she's all talkin' shit, sayin' you ain't got no game and tellin' all your buddies that your lame.

Man, that bitch I was bangin' last night's been tellin' everybody I gots a small dick, that shit's microcuntistic.

by a2ron October 17, 2003

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

A delusion of some whack named jonny.

"microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys"? That jonny is whacked out of his goard.

by HOG December 5, 2002

microcuck

A man who has a micro penis that can only obtain a girlfriend by being a cuck.

Friend 1: He is always whining about how he can not obtain a girlfriend
Friend 2: Brandon may be a microcuck

by J. Joker January 23, 2017

microcountry

a small and underdeveloped country.

Nepal is a microcountry.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2010