microwaiting

v: To remain or be in readiness wilst preparing food in a microwave oven.

For god’s sake, will you hurry? You’ve been microwaiting for 7 minutes.

by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008

Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

by jess_sp August 27, 2012

Microbitch

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.

You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.

by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007

Microshite

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.

Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.

by Gill Bates October 16, 2003

Micro$hit

A way to diss Microsoft (or Micro$oft)... derrr...

"Microsoft? More like Micro$hit!"

"Micro$hit sucks ass! Bill Gates is evil!"

by Nsider May 24, 2004

microsite

Male, Female, Microsite

I was shopping on Asos and I was trying to define my option list and under the section gender was the following options; Male, Female, Microsite and therefore I would like to know what Microsite means in this context. I'm fully aware of its general meaning which is basically an individual website, area or entity within a major thing. I hope that makes sense.

As it was on Asos I thought it best to turn to Urban Dictionary as I know the Oxford dictionary would not satisfy its true urban meaning. In all fearless I may have already answered my own question while typing this which is to say that the meaning of Microsite may refer to people who do not identify themselves with any particular gender. I look forward to your thoughts.

by Mr Nija December 4, 2013

microshit fanboy

A person who is obsessed with Windows 10, earlier Windows versions, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Ranting in his Zoom meeting how Windows 10 is the best operating system ever*
Person 2: Look at that microshit fanboy! He keeps on ranting about some fucking operating system

by sd8322 June 4, 2021