Lake Michigan Highball

Chicago tap water.

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."

by Ginakakis November 14, 2012

michigun

rip died on march 10 2021

rip michigun /|/\/\

by arson_investigator April 10, 2021

Michigan

1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.

2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.

Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!

by JenThe80'sFan January 27, 2004

Michigany Sweet boy

A man who engages and enjoy late night truck stop sloppy, sexy rendezvous.

Oh you didn’t know? I met himwhen I was a Michigany sweet boy at the truck stop on route 8.

by Voodoobillypug July 7, 2018

Michigan Star

Michigan Star is A Restaurant Rating System. If your restaurant lacks of Flavor, Cleanliness, Design/Ambiance
You will forsure have a high "MICHIGAN STAR" rating. Opposite of that Would be A "michelin star"

Billy BadAzz* "How was that restaurant my guy?"

Italian Vito* "First off , once I walked in, old paintings from the 80s whatdafuck , the place smelt like the wallz had mold, the baked ziti was as hard as my leather nikes and taste like my godfathers colonoscopy bag. I looked up and saw the "MICHIGAN STAR" Award, it was at that moment Billy, everything made sense"

Billy BadAzz* "oh that restaurant must really suck if it received a Michagan Star, How cringe"

by UrbanDictionary.OG January 31, 2022

michigan snow plow

when you are nailing a chick from behind, and u knock her arms out from under her, and she face plants into the bed

michigan snow plow is the new doggie style

by abe owner September 30, 2008

Michigan

First line of defense against the canadians.

The canadians were planning to attack, but their efforts were thwarted due to the wonderful defenses of Michigan.

by CanadianHater247 October 22, 2008