bass-o-matic

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.

For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

Mitticism

An unclever attempt at wit or stupid remark made by Mitt Romney.

"Mitt Romney's latest Mitticism is calling the president's criticism of his tax policy 'Obamaloney'."

by RedStateLiberal August 7, 2012

Blue Mistic

Blue Mistic is a favorite refreshment of jungless, cuttas and any other bad Bahamian gal. The drink is usually part of a package deal a man exchanges for sex or sexual favors. The other part of the package usually is food preferably chicken involved and totaling under 10 dollars.

Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want a drink with that thigh snack?
Guy: Yes, a blue mistic
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want rubbers with that too cuz obviously u going to grind

by Stanley Smith1 August 12, 2012

matic

A word similar to cool.

Yo Jorge, that new kid is so matic, I heard he can spit raps like nothing.

by ACUA September 26, 2010

mitic

A mitic is a person that looks exactly like chewbacca from the film star wars.

"Zomg what's that thing?
'Its a mitic you fool, havnt you seen star wars?
"But its hideous"
'So?

by Rich-tea January 27, 2007

misticriver

Community around iRiver products.

The newbie floats down the MisticRiver

by Idiotsynkracy May 22, 2005