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Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.
by electrical discharge April 22, 2014
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melinda sanchez

"The famous voice actress from many adult movies and sex lines."
I heard the hot voice of Melinda Sanchez on that sex recording last night.
by rottenboyz August 14, 2006
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Meline

(Pronounced Meh-leen-eh) Meline is a very beautiful girl with a big heart. The definition of Armenian beauty, Meline has a stunning, curvaceous body and a heart stopping smile.

She's what is known as a "makur axchik"
She is short and sweet. Meline is very generous and selfless and takes loyalty very seriously. In your time of need, Meline will be your shoulder to cry on and your biggest support. She is very emotional and empathetic and everyone she encounters adores her. She draws people in with her good vibes, good nature and vibrant energy. Meline is very maternal and is very good with children and animals and often gets excited when she sees BUMBLEBEES.

Despite her naturally big heart and sweet nature, Meline isn't a desirable enemy. If someone upsets someone she loves she's likely to make your life a misery.
Guy: "damn axper, you seen that beautiful chick?"

Other: "yeah bro that's Meline. She's gotta a hella good vibe"
by narehaxchik November 9, 2018
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melina

melina is the best. she often thinks she‘s not good enough but melina if you read this: i love you with my whole heart don‘t say anything bad about you. you‘re gorgeous.
i‘ve been friends with a melina since almost 12 years and guys trust me. melina is a whole therapy :)
by thisbabe November 21, 2021
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Mewling quim

An insult used by Loki in the Avengers movie which roughly translates into modern English as 'Whining Cunt'.
Loki: You mewling quim. I will use your very emotions and femaleness to break you horrifically
Black Widow: *insulted*
by Queen Loki November 8, 2012
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Merlinpeen

The official holy day of the Verdukian festive season, also known as the Verdukian Holiday of Mouth Pleasures.

The most famous symbol of Merlinpeen is a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connors sticking out.

One Merlinpeen tradition involves the eating of free sausage pizza, followed by gentle flossing performed by a blonde virgin.
Good Merlinpeen to you!
by EightGuineasForTheFruitbat January 7, 2011
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Melina

Melina is a tall, beautiful girl who can get anything she wants with a simple request. However, she does not use this to her advantage, she is very fair and kind. She is bronze, like gold and she is depicted like a god. Those who fall in love with her will always be loved back, if not with more passion because she loves all of those who can care for another person besides themselves. She has a lot on her mind though, she feels like she will never be good enough, for anyone.
I envy Melina, she is the perfect person.
by Tropicallamas December 21, 2015
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