methias

An unathletic loser with a big forehead

Methias is such a nuisance

by TheRealButFakeRealOne January 31, 2019

MathMask™

A face mask designed by a mathepreneur that has a math question printed on it, which aims at reducing innumeracy among its wearers during this pandemic crisis—when both safety and numeracy are achieved in a profitable way.

At $1 per MathMask™, or at $10 a dozen, these “smart masks” are expected to be popular gift items among both pro- and anti-Trump evangelicals this Christmas.

by MathPlus November 3, 2020

methmance

a romance were both parties are on meth

look at toms new methmance

by coecoe666 May 14, 2018

Methmatician

A person with many meth related skills; eye-balling sack weight, makes a profit on sales AND has a personal sack, knowing where to get the best quality meth at the lowest prices, a meth user AND a functioning member of society, etc.

John never shorts a sack or re-rocks it because he's a methmatician.

by Faw_Q May 17, 2020

Methmatics

Methmatics is mathematics done on meth, including Adderall, Dexidrine, Ritalin, Vyvanse, etc. People who do methmatics are constantly writting and can go for hours without a break. Any one who tries to disrup the methmatician while hes working, may be turned away.

Hey, what are you studying today? Methmatics or Physics?

by Methmatics November 6, 2021

methasa

methasa is a very funny, witty person. she always makes you smile even though she can be a bit of a jerk from time to time. methasa is smart and love to help people who deserve it. she's always there for someone no matter what and would stay by their side forever. methasa will always bring a smile to your face so if you have one as a friend you are incredibly lucky.

"hey" - some random person
"hi, you look good today" - methasa
'the random person would smile'

by memehehe88 February 21, 2022

methasha

A methasha is a girl who obsesses a little bit too much over any kind of sitcom. She is a literal goddess. She is also an amazing make up artist but never wears it out when she should.

ME: "Have you seen Friends"

METHASHA: "OMG I LOVE FRIENDS. BEST SITCOM EVER"
*proceeds to recite the whole script of Friends*

by vODAK69 May 22, 2022