Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

by GatorBone November 18, 2011

metric time

Used jokingly to refer to confusions that usually arise over multiple systems of measurement.

Bob: It won't take longer than half an hour.
Bill: Is that in metric time?

by HisModusness July 12, 2009

the metric system

A system of measurement used worldwide that would be completely unknown to American's if we didn't buy drugs.

Drugs have taught a whole generation of kids the metric system.

by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005

Metric Petafuckton

A quadrillion times more than a metric fuckton.

Wow there’s a lot of metric petafucktons of shit here

by YeetusDeletus69420 April 30, 2020

Metricophobia

An irrational fear and/or hatred of the Metric system.

Nothing sets off someone's metricophobia by hearing their absurd comparisons of weight, height, volume, etc. with "Yeah, but what is that in metric?"

by Ixra June 11, 2020

metric system

They reason, why quarter pounder hamburger in Europe called "Royale with cheese"

-Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-Royale with cheese
-Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker

by dildo777 September 10, 2018

metric fuck ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.

A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.

by RK8913 February 19, 2011