metabolism

The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.

Example: Josh cant lose alot of weight because he doesnt have a high metabolism

by usaf0403 December 26, 2005

metaboss

Your boss' boss, or the next-higher manager/executive above the highest-level management on site.

Man, our shop's metaboss is such a seagull manager, hope he doesn't stick around long this time.

The metaboss wants our manager to fly out to Albuquerque for some week-long seminar.

Man, we SO lucked out to get a metaboss this time who isn't such a power tool.

by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010

metastasis

The indivisibility of time INCLUDING linear time.

A moment of linear time as an eternity of cyclical time.

The orientation of linear time as an illusion.

The eternal now.

The illusion of discreteness, measurement, and momentum.

Metastasis argues that time is indivisible into smaller parts and all divisibility, and by extension all measurement, is an illusion. Metastasis asserts that each moment contingent upon being divided would itself become an eternity. Metastasis declares that space emerges from time and is isomorphically indivisible as well.

by sandraxine October 12, 2018

Metaforistic

A minecraft server that hosts worlds commonly RPG worlds.

Ah that kun guy, always hosting a metaforistic world.

by Rob stallion March 12, 2020

Metabolism

An excuse a small person does for being skinny

Eyy yo fam, Why you barely eating anything?
I'm eating tons of food it's my metabolism

by Vronnzy April 26, 2021

fast Metabolism

U searched this up cause ur family makes fun of u

Family: u eat so much fast metabolism

Me: what’s yhat

by anonymous September 13, 2020

metatheism

Paradigm in which physical space unfurls from time by the rotation of time at uncountability-speed.

Metatheism is the worship of cyclical time.

by zanderfin November 17, 2019