metaphorical blowjob

X implements the highest form of friendship/bro-ship on Y, the action is so good it would take Y to sell his soul to X to repay the favour.

Tim: Hey mate here's a dollar
Tom: Aw thanks how can I repay you?
Tim: With a metaphorical blowjob

by tim1639 February 29, 2012

Metapwhorically

A way of speaking used by some exotic dancers that allows them to speak their mind to a rude customer without making a him angry, so he will still give her money.

She wanted to tell him to go fuck himself, but instead struck up a conversation about masturbation and encouraged him not to be ashamed. Like many strippers, she was speaking metapwhorically.

by Dikatomy March 6, 2013

Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.

You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.

by ellietist October 3, 2016

Methaphorically Speaking

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

by gregster@TTPG August 1, 2009

Metaphorical Party Pants

The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.

Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.

by Rainbow Guy December 17, 2008

Metaphorical Couch

A phrase used to instigate grade bonding. it inspires love and unity. And sometimes results in lewd behavior.

Emily, come sit on the metaphorical couch with me.

by kraushaus October 20, 2011

busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth

to cum in a girls mouth. but not atcually ejaculate. it's all a metaphor. so as if you really do it, but you don't.

say you're at a party and you're hitting on a girl and making her think you're going to have sex like it's to the point if you wanted you could bust a nut in her mouth. but you don't and kind of just walk away. therefore you're busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth.

by dont use your real name pseudu May 18, 2010