messed up from the chest up

when a male or female has a bangin' body but a jacked up face

girl 1: "guuurrrl, he so hot. he got a body like a soccer player!"
girl 2: "yeah, but he messed up from the chest up!"

by zelephantbra May 4, 2013

messed up

to be in a state of mess

That shit is messed up, yo!

by Andres October 25, 2004

messed up royally

To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.

Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.

by Moe Cyslac November 28, 2013

messed up

being in a daze as a result of alcohol, drugs, or sex

Man he's so messed up.

by Celestasia May 10, 2005

Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.

Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!

by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011

messed up

Like messed but in the up direction.

Toby: "Oh, that's messed up. Steven, can you make that mess a little bit lower, thank you!"

by grammaticalfail October 25, 2011

messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017