Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

merkis

noun: A merkis is a postiche that protects the upper anal region more specifically your 'crack,' sphincter, and buttocks from the harsh elements of day to day life. Generally only worn by village people impersonators and baby eskimos to keep their baby hineys warm.

derived from the English word, merkin, meaning pubic postiche.

That Frat Bunn is such a big gay merkis!

Look at that baby eskimos hiney! It's got a merkis!

God dammit PJ! It smells like hot merkis duck butter in here!

by DizzleNizzle Fist Pump February 8, 2010

mervins

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

by Yavo November 13, 2003

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003