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mentored

(v.) To be tutor and/or schooled in a given subject.
"You mean, he doesn't have the privilege of being mentored by me."

"By the way, consider yourself mentored"

"He totally mentored you"
by Raptor973 September 12, 2009
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weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.
Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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mentor

1.(n) One who influences learning minds.
2.(vb) To influence a learning mind.
3.(prp n) The single position of master teacher held at the University of Cleav.(Fweeb the Mentor)
I love the influence of my mentor
I will mentor the ignorant.
The current Mentor of Cleav is Fweeb.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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Menthrulpalsia

(n.) A disease that is contracted as a result of consuming far too many black olives at one time. The symptoms are as follows:

1. Male victims develop a set of ovaries and a menstrual cycle. This development comes on very slowly and very painfully.

2. The victim, very quickly, develops all of the symptoms of cerebral palsy. The effects of this can last up to several moon phases, even if the Menthrulpalsia is successfully treated.

3. The victim develops a case of very violent, angry diarrhea. This can also lead to red, green, or purple feces and chronic anal seepage.

No known treatments or cures have been found as of yet.
Ugh, shit dude!
What is it?
I feel like I've grown ovaries or something...and I'm crapping colors!
Uh-oh, sounds like you've got Menthrulpalsia.
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Ghetto Menthol

Chewing a piece of wintergreen gum while smoking a ciggie cause you're out of menthols.
American Spirits burn my throat yo. You at least got the gum for a ghetto menthol?
by gweasel January 30, 2009
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menthol

Mint-flavored cigarretes.
"Why do black people like menthols so much?"

"Uh...I don't know-"

"-That's correct! Nobody knows....nobody knows..."
by Jghd erguiordf August 15, 2006
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Mentors

A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".
Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.
by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004
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