menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month

i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 9, 2009

menstrual cycle

The demonic cycle that goes on every month. Its when a woman spews vaginal juices and gets irritated REALLY easily... so dont fuck with them.

Bruno: Dude my mom was really pissed yesterday... she made me unclog the toilet!

Subject Q : thats gross, she was probably on her her menstrual cycle.

Bruno: I know right?!

by Test monkey May 30, 2009

menstrual cycle

The span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. During these days, woman cramp, ache, and bitch. The combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.

"Wow, Katie looks good today"
"U'r my fucking boyfriend Johnny!!! You like her more than me, I thought I meant something to you... You want her you can have her. You always talk about her I bet. Never talk about me to her I bet. Or to any of your friends. I bet you dont even think about me. *starts crying* I'm so sorry, i love you, never leave me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *Starts crying again*"
"Wow, I wish I had a menstrual cycle just like you!"

by the coolest kid EVERRR December 20, 2005

Menstrual track

A music track that you're really in to for about a month.

'I'm still really into this song, it's definitely a menstrual track'

by period song, zeitgeist, phase April 10, 2009

Menstrual Stromboli

When you fuck a girl on her period, blow your load in her sauce hole and then eat it out!

Mmm ate Tina's menstrual Stromboli last night!

by Catinahadt April 12, 2016

Menstrual Cycle

The coolest Motorbike name ever

Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!

by Nickcoolness :) October 5, 2008

menstrual immunity

n. a woman's belief that, when she is having her period, she is exempt from normal standards of social appropriateness and nicety, as well as being immune to the confines of logical thought and behavior.

I asked Mary how she was doing, she flicked me off and told me to "Shut the f#%* up. She thinks that's an OK way to act since she's got menstrual immunity.

by igomi24 June 14, 2010