Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

by Smith March 17, 2005

Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow

Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."

by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010

Manstrocity

A man with abnormally large genitals.

"Come here and get some of this manstrocity!"

by m_clark87 February 22, 2010

Mobstrocity

Mobbed up atrocity. HUGE Grossly overdone McMansion style house in the suburbs designed to attract the Russian mobsters from New York out to the Jersey Suburbs. Usually on a small piece of land built next to another group of equally overdone homes on what used to be a farm.

I went to a party in Colts Neck last saturday, what a Mobstrocity! Marble floors, a Jacuzzi in each bedroom, Gold lions on either side of the front porch. They got the money somehow...

by The Machine October 16, 2008

Menstruacity

When a collective of women have their menstrual cycle together and create emotional chaos.

As the women began to cry and eat for no reason, the man noted the menstruacity before him.

by MooRabbbit August 4, 2020