menopausal

The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop

uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.

by _Sam_ June 23, 2005

Hangover Menopause

The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.

Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."

by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013

menopause

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

by bored15yrold May 28, 2012

menopause

When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\

Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time

and or a black Devil

When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)

by WhenIGetmyweave March 6, 2013

Menopause Dramas

A ongoing, seemingly never-ending drama series whose target audience is menopausal women. These series are also largely watched by lazy half-Swiss students with nothing better to do. Coincidentally neither can bare children.

Keighy: Hey is Sam not coming out tonight?
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.

by Chepsi December 2, 2009

menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007

menopauseface

Noun

The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.

Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.

by Fearnoid April 20, 2016