Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

Mentos

It says "the chewy mint" on the front of the fruit mentos but when you eat it, its not a mint at all!

I'm gonna sue the dudes who make mentos for saying the fruit mentos are mints.

by chowman March 2, 2007

meliospov

the #1 tiktok Queen fp. she is so kind and no one can ever hate on her!!! she deserves the world and if you see someone hate on her punch them.

“Omg is that meliospov?!?!”
“yes that’s the queen”

by olive 🍕 December 4, 2021

mentos bomb

When 3-5 mentos mints are dropped into a two liter bottle of diet coke causing a geyser of foam to shoot anywhere from a couple of feet to a few yards into the air. A real mentos bomb is when you build pressure up inside the diet coke bottle by dropping the same amount of mentos into the diet coke and quickly putting the cap back on. Then you throw the bottle as hard as you can on the ground. Depending on how hard you throw it and how it lands, the cap will shoot off propelling the bottle like a missle at your preferred target such as an ex-girlfriend or your mom.

example 1
If my girlfriend does not shut the fuck up, i'm gonna have to give her a mentos bomb to her face.

example 2
guy #1 "My ex does not leave me the fuck alone"
guy #2 "Well.. we're gonna pass a gas station on the way to her house.. do you want to pick up some mentos and diet coke and bomb her ass before we tie her up and kill her?
guy #1 "Sounds like a plan bro.

by Swishahouse June 18, 2006

mas o menos

more or less, mexican slang

Hey, is that good weed?
Mas o menos

by La Surena February 17, 2005

Diet Coke and Mentos

Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.

The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!

by Yopmail User October 21, 2022

Meiospiss

Much like mitospiss, only the streams are not identical.

Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of meiospiss and missed the toilet completely

by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019