sean mendez

Sean Mendez is the name that use Shawn Mendes' fake fans. If you wrote it like this, just stop loving him.

I am a huge fan of Sean Mendez, I know him since 2012

by lologrognon October 12, 2015

Mendoza Line

The point at which a woman's craziness outweighs her level of beauty.

For a woman to be considered "below the Mendoza Line," she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn't matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.

Based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player's poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.

George- "Dude, Suzy's all over you tonight. Why are you ignoring her?"

Brett- "Trust me man, she's way below the Mendoza Line. Her last boyfriend had to change his social security number."

George- "...mind if I go for it?"

by Paul83 April 4, 2011

mendez

the sexiest person to walk on Earth! A Mendez is known for good looks, great personality, Awsome sex and probably something to look foward to seing in the morning

"I met mendez last nigtht and we made sweet love and now I think im in love"

by robbie m. August 1, 2008

mendacious

1. telling lies, esp. habitually; dishonest; lying; untruthful:
2. false or untrue:

a mendacious person
a mendacious report

by jake foster February 23, 2007

Mondazed

Burnt out after a long weekend of partying, drinking, drugging, whoring- basically just enjoying life past extremes.

I can't believe I'm here today, I'm so Mondazed !

by Rob Postuma September 14, 2003

mendoza line

a baseball term for batting around or below .200.
mediocrity.
phrase was coined by George Brett after a player named Mendoza who, uh, sucked

A-Rod and Jeter are hovering around the mendoza line one month into the season.

by Lindlof May 28, 2004

carmen marie mendoza

The most breathtakingly beautiful person, whom once you see, you automatically feel that connection. That person whom you know to spend your entire life with. Most likely to injure u 😋. Absolutely the most caring person that you'll ever meet. Someone that you'll be lucky to wait your whole life for and even afterwards happily wait at the Golden Gates for. Someone who will take care of you and always look out for your best interests! Will love and fall In love that she'll make it impossible for you not to feel the same! She'll be your one true love and your Soul mate. For all eternity! I love you Carmen

I've fallen in love with you Carmen Marie Mendoza and I can't live without you'

by Prince Charming37 January 11, 2014