meatus

Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)

If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.

by Bu Bugmont February 11, 2005

Melts my butter

Turns me on - Causes feelings of arousal

That Beyonce really melts my butter.

by Pogo56 December 9, 2008

The Meatus hole

The small hole at the base of the penis, used to ejaculate and urinate (or put small items in )

The Meatus Hole.

Girl - whats that strange hole on your penis?!

Guy- Thats my meatus hole. Get down on your knees for a closer look.

by abbey(IDefineShit) July 7, 2010

melts

The response to an extremely flattering of erotic comment indicating that the recipient is overcome with emotion to the point that their body instantly relaxes or they get butterflies in the stomach.

Lady, I don't know what I want more right now, your body or your mind." Response:"Melts.

by HTflatterpanties September 24, 2010

Meltissamo

(pronounced; Mel-Tissamo). Meltissamo (mm) is the loudest dynamic level known to a high school band to be played by a single student.

In music, dynamics indicate the volume that is to be played in a song. There are eight main dynamic markings in the musical vocabulary;
ppp (pianississamo), pp (pianissamo), p (piano), mp (mezzo piano), mf (mezzo forte), f (forte), ff (fortissamo), fff (fortississamo).

But Meltissamo beats them ALL!!

Meltissamo is played best on the Bari Sax!

Man, I wish I could play meltissamo!!

by Just Another Bandy June 9, 2010

Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008

Meatus

1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.

2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.

3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.

1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."

2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"

3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"

by Jobyn April 17, 2010