melting

getting high from drugs which produce a calming or euphoric high (typically drugs like opioids or benzodiazepines)

I think im gonna melt tonight
Im melting tonight

melting by oxy2022 June 9, 2022

Melting

A daily occurrence where two people destined to be together use adorable and loving phrases in an attempt to cause the other to figuratively 'melt' into a puddle of their own feelings.

I can't believe you took the time to make a list of things you wanted to ask me on how my life's going. I'm melting.

Melting by Person #65195848946216458 March 10, 2024

Melting

The act of going into the shower when you are hard with hot water on to 'melt' your thing into becoming not hard.
Then your thing droops a little.

"John what's taking so long in the shower?"
"Sorry mom I'm melting!"

Melting by Locococoman May 5, 2026

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012

Melting Pearls 

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015

Melting pearls on my tummy 

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.

American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

Melting pearls on my tummy by stevezoob June 9, 2012

Melting Pot of Friendship 

A term used by radio-host "Ghost" on the True Capitalist Radio when called a racist on his show.

I'm not a racist, I'm A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!

Melting Pot of Friendship by KLP507 June 28, 2011