Melton

A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.

Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.

Avoid.

"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."

"Make sure you take that taser."

by Colacman May 23, 2010

Melton Mowbray.

A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.

There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.

by crazycatlady17 December 15, 2011

melatonin drunkness

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy

well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

by 56independent May 13, 2021

Melton

Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.

‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’

by Ollyy1234 May 26, 2018

West Melton

chav central, found here are all the scrubbers, skets and the WME smoking joints and drinking outside the corner shop called lallys. Here children as young as five can be found throwing stones at the flats either side of the shop but it doesn't matter because they probably live in them flats anyway. Again children as young as five will be found roaming the streets after 11pm. Then being called in by their mother who is their fathers sister, for dinner eaten from dog bowls.INBREDS!

All the local people who want to get on with their life in West Melton can't even walk down the street without being abused within every inch of their life often leading to suicidal grannys.
Other stereotypes have attempting living here these include; emos,goths and random little kiddies. Kids are one problem, dogs are yet another, just don't leave your fluffy little rabbit in the backgarden alone!!
also search rotherham

*An old, tired granny is walking down the street. A chav approaches her*

Chav: Yo, motherf**ker granny whats that on ya head?

Granny: A hat my dear (should never have passed through West Melton!)

by Fed Up Grannys. August 14, 2008

Melton

To insert one's finger into an unsuspecting strangers anus.

That girl totally just got a Melton from that creepy guy!

by Captain Stink Finger May 23, 2016

Meriton

Meriton is a sweet guy, he is there for you when you need him the most and at the same time he’ll ditch you playing Call of Duty to get his beauty sleep. Meriton is something special he is the guy that expects to get rich without doing anything

Naww Meriton that means a lot

Meriton always understands me

That guy is my best friend his name is Meriton

by xFlorian67x June 4, 2020