Trip to the Mediterranean

Anal sex. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles instead of the more common "Greek".

I looked at the newspaper ad of 'Lola', she specifically said 'Full service, except no Trip to the Mediterranean'.

by Michael Poter June 19, 2006

Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).

-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.

by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

mediterranean

the sea between Africa and Europe and the middle East with countries including spain, greece, italy, turkey, morocco etc. Usually mediterranean weather is hot and dry.

Also a race including greece, spain southern italy, morrocco, egypt,palestine, turkey, tunisia etc.

the mediterranean is very beautiful!

by LatinaKaterina December 1, 2004

Mediterranean Salad

The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.

Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

Tommy got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.

by MSWSB! June 19, 2011

mediterranean meatloaf bobber

the act of straddling your partners face and prairie dogging a solid piece of poop in and out of his/her mouth. While the partner is pleasuring the piece of poop oraly, the person straddling masturbates ferociously onto their partner's chest. this pleasurable technique is often difficult to do when the prairie dogging partner has diarrhea.

Judy was really pumped when Jim decided to give her a mediterranean meatloaf bobber. She was no longer excited when she discovered that he ate mexican food earlier that day.

by Tyler Kent O'Patty February 24, 2008

mediator

a liaison between the living and the dead; can usually see, speak, and touch the non-living

"She can see and speak to the dead. She's a mediator."

by Blair Waldorf July 30, 2008

Mediterranean Spa

The act or resulting scent of a Mediterranean person defecating on the floor while cleaning a wooden surface with lemon-scented furniture polish.

"Hey man, your house smells like Mediterranean Spa."

"Yeah, I know. I forgot to tip the cleaning lady last week."

by TheOneAndOnlyQ January 13, 2009