Matty Meatball

Can be both a person or used as a general insult:

As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"

Use below list to identify:

1) A person that is all about meat

2) May require the meatbeater

3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU

4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle

5) Only drinks Corona

6) Dislikes being a Meatball

7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat

8) Option of Halal Meatball

9) Always reem

10) Lush thick beard and chest hair

11) Best looking in hometown

1
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack

"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question

2

"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims

"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry

by LittlePawsCat September 19, 2014

Meatfart

The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.

Johnny released a meatfart that triggering a catastrophic earthquake in Belize, which he blamed on his dog.
Don't be like Johnny

by 🐺 August 26, 2017

Meatwad

famous ball of meat staring in the hit show aqua teen hunger force (now called aqua unit patrol squad) his sexual orientation is often hard to determine and his sex is often questioned, he has the mind of a child and can be crazy and cute.

Meatwad: Come over here big boy, spread them arms, and give me a hug.
Carl: No, no, we're not doin' that. I ain't no homo.
Meatwad: Oh, come on now. We're friends.
Carl: All right, fine.
Meatwad: Drop that sac, in my mouth.
Carl: (Kicks Meatwad) Back, back, back the fuck up.

by azaria101 October 21, 2011

Chocolate Meatball

When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.

by AuJaBas93 January 16, 2009

fried meatball

when someone inserts his or her hand in sand and then starts fisting his or her partner. its extreamly uncomfortable.

frank enjoys when stinky puts his hand into the sand at the beach and inserts it into his ass

jack enjoys a fried meatball with 2 ft tyrone when hes on the beach

by dodgerboy34 June 30, 2011

What are you, half a meatball?

A phrase used to refer to something as stupid, dumb, or fail.

It also indicates that someone's brain is the size of half of a meatball.

EXAMPLE:

John: 2+2=5!

Bob: What are you, half a meatball?!

by piluke October 21, 2010

Meatballing

When a dude pulls his sack over his penis and it makes a lump that looks like a meatball

Paulena: the other day Chase pulled his scrotum over his penis. Can most boys do that?

Connor: Yes. We all can. It's called meatballing.

by Chef boyardee March 27, 2015