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meat mole

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!
Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!
by Sambiase February 7, 2013
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Boney Meat Whip

A leg kick to the extreme upper region of the human body (i.e. cranium).

It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.

Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.
"I don't know if he can get through that guard Mitch he... OMFG he boney meat whipped him through his guard and that is it ladies and gentlemen. That man is going home tonight."

"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."

"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."

BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."
by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011
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Meat Snowman Surprise

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.
Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!
by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023
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Tiny Meat Gang

A duo comprising of an elderly gentleman with a fine taste in millennial humour and an alien belonging to all countries.

They’re self-proclaimed “short kings
Him: So what kinda porn are you into?
Her: oh just a plain ol’ Tiny Meat Gangbang
by Codel June 13, 2019
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Meat Virginia

The original title of the 1999 rock hit, “Meet Virginia” as written by Robert Hotchkiss, Pat Monahan and James Stafford of the rock band “Train”. The original lyrics were affectionately written about a Virginia-shaped piece of meatloaf during a serious case of the “munchies” while the band was performing a gig in Richmond. Written as a goof, the melody had such an appealing draw that the band decided to re-title the track to “Meet Virginia” and edit the lyrics to be more abstract and broadly appealing. The meaning behind the song “Meet Virginia” as has been hotly contested with theories of love interests, strippers, and drag queens abounding. Until now, the band has hilariously allowed these theories to promulgate while the original title and meaning of the song has eluded the blogosphere.
Rob: “Meat Virginia! I can't wait to eat Meat Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey
Pat: “Savage”
James: “Love it”
by Darren Besert October 25, 2018
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boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon
"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"
by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016
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Meat Worm

The Meat Worm is a recurring character commonly found in ironic posts on the subreddit r/TwoSentenceHorror
Barry loved to play in the snow. But so did the meat worm
by LIGMA BALLS 123569 May 22, 2022
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