neat meatlegs

a woman with thick chunky, bigass, fatass legs.

Maan she has thick neat meatlegs.

by ren walkero November 2, 2008

Meatlog

A guy's penis.

That's a mighty big meatlog you got there sir, allow me to meet gays.

Want to taste my meatlog?

by KISWDon January 14, 2009

meatle

How people fail at spelling metal/ how dumb people spell metal; if you got here by spelling metal wrong you are an idiot.

Wow are are so stupid! You spelled metal like meatle!

by DanTheCoolerMan November 28, 2018

Meatless Taco Attack

A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.

Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.

Ahh! a meatless taco attack

by KmJ13 December 19, 2010

Meatless Monday

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)

-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday

by ibwild December 11, 2010

Mentlegen

Motherfuckin' dudes chillin in the fuckin' woods with an incredibly large amount (a corpulent cornucopia if you will) of GOOD ASS DRUGS!

Ayo check it, trick; My main Mentlegen Spencer was rollin dick and trippin' balls off that candy flip, ya dig? Mentlegen from wide and far were like; ayo I need some more LSD to get where Spencer is at... straight outside in khakis while it was rainin' and shit...shit.

by Mentlegen Brown June 5, 2011

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012