Meatgrinder

Defines the unfortunate time that a man or a woman receives oral sex from one who possesses braces on their teeth.

From the perspective of one who has never actually received a meatgrinder, it looks quite painful. However some claim that a meatgrinder isn't that bad. In fact some meatgrinder fans claim that 'it's an experience.'

Billy - "Joe, did Trish really give you a blowjob?"
Bob - "With chompers like that, I'd say it was a meatgrinder."
Joe - "It was an experience."

by Sorido May 14, 2006

Scottish meatgrinder

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.

"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder

by Poptarts303 April 26, 2011

meatkind

used to describe any type of animal meat that has been cooked and placed on your plate as a meal

last sunday my mom cooked a pepperpot with all type of meatkind in dey

by kenshipley September 10, 2011

Meatring

A ring of muscle surrounding the opening of the body that lies in the anal area.

A butthole.

Example:
Kraig: "Hey Sharon, can you pass me the salt"
Sharon: "Oh yeah, sure not a problem. But I'll have to warn you I've been itching my meatring for hours and it might be a little gross."
Kraig: "Hahaha. Oh Sharon, we've known eachother for years. You might be a discusting person, but your a strait shooter and I've gotta respect you for that."
Sharon:"We've been friends for years and you know kraig that really means a lot."

by Stilts McGuilts February 27, 2011

Meatgrinder

When you are totally faced while at a concert and trying to fist pump but can't quite make it,and your hands going around in circles like your turning the handle on a meatgrinder. You also may be tired while doing this instead of being drunk

Deena: Hey I saw you at the concert last night. You looked tired


Jeff: Yeah, I was so faced that I ended up doing the meatgrinder all night

by Ellen Hardy February 22, 2009

minneapolis meatgrinder

when you grind your meat in the pussy as though it were a meatgrinder.

After a couple of drinks, i took mhy girl back to my place and gaver her the minneapolis meatgrinder.

by black magic March 12, 2008

Meatground

1) To forcefully insert a body part into a solid object(s).
2) Crushing human meat into solid objects.
3) Uniting two solid objects through means of force and/or harsh impact.

Dave Mirra meatground his entire torso into the wooden structure.

by CagyMcCorgeson©2006 April 8, 2006