meanderthal 

Noun
1. An incredibly slow person.

2. Someone who walks or drives erratically and very slowly.

Look at that guy. Going 45 in the left lane. He's such a meanderthal.

meanderthal by JHockeyWhat? May 20, 2014

meanderthal 

a person who meanders through a parking lot or cross walk oblivious to the car or cars that are waiting for him

Oh no, looks like we'll have to wait for this meanderthal....

meanderthal by kitchen patrol June 8, 2015

Meanderthal 

Noun. A driver on the highway who just kind of meanders around like they're lost, unable to choose a lane or a steady speed.

Look at this guy, driving around like he's completely lost. What a meanderthal!

Meanderthal by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019

Meanderthal 

A meanderthal is a person with a primitive sense of direction or courtesy. These people are commonly found as pedestrians as well as drivers, typically fond of the Prius, making frequent visits to places such as Wal-Mart and Starbucks.

"We'll get there as soon as this meanderthal finishes crossing the street."

Meanderthal by QwertyQuarter July 2, 2019

Meanderthal 

One who meanders aimlessly

The wandered. They loved. They were meanderthals that night.

Meanderthal by Mrangryoctopus July 13, 2019

Meanderthal 

(Noun) A person who wanders into crowded areas and obliviously impedes the flow of traffic.

I almost missed my flight getting stuck behind this meanderthal who was mesmerized by the moving sidewalk.

Meanderthal by Nonsensicalmetoo August 24, 2022

Meanderthal 

A person or group with no permanent location of residence who meander from destination to destination. Origin: Wild Duck Park, Scarborough, Maine. USA. Coined by Roger Rivet after meeting two Austin Texas vagabonds and their pups. (06/2023)

Before sunset the meanderthals wasted no time setting-up camp.

Sporting an Austin Keep It Weird backpack, the meanderathal started hiking up the mountain trail.

The meanderthal unhitched his jeep before parking the RV.

The hot air balloon festival hosted thousands of meanderthals from all around the world.

Meanderthal by 45iLife June 29, 2023