McGriddle

To suck at baseball, or just to suck in general.

"Boy, Rangers pitching sure made the Yankees look like a bunch of McGriddles out there today."

"Man, I totally McGriddled that Algebra final. I hope dad doesn't take away my Z-28."

by Flynnyrd April 15, 2010

sausage McGriddle fingers

A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.

Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.

by Sausage McGriddle fingers September 21, 2023

Sticky mcgriddleshits

having Mcdonalds breakfast first thing in the morning and taking the most hopeless sticky dump an hour later, which in turn usually requires the ol' 50 wiper .

Boss: Its been an hour where the fuck have you been?!?!
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits

Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.

by lesous March 7, 2019

Im so mcgriddled, bro.

Being extremely high off the marijuana.

Dude i just smoked a fat spliff and now im so mcgriddled, bro.

by Bustanut5000 August 16, 2013

Hit the McGriddle

Being first at the office, making phone calls and running appointments, grinding away all day, working hard while eating a McGriddle.

Yo, Let’s go hit the McGriddle

by DkSanchez June 10, 2023

McGrittles

M.C. Grittles is a famous underground gangster rapper in Maryland often called McGrittles he's put out over one hundred songs his most famous is "Jingle Bells:Part XII The life of a True Bro"

Yo that kid Mcgrittles is da bomb

by McGrittles November 21, 2010

McGriddle

A sick, wicked and nasty pancake/muffin dealy that is sold at McDonald's. It can some with bacon or sausage, with egg or no egg.

Pass me that McGriddle BIATCH!

by PizzaSlice September 11, 2006