A misjudgment due to the shadows from crappy bar lighting, where one believes they scored on an intended target, but actually missed.
by lgcivttu July 15, 2010
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Damon: Wow that girl has a phat ass and is hot too!
Matthew: Dude, she isn't even hot, it's just the Mirage Effect taking place.
Matthew: Dude, she isn't even hot, it's just the Mirage Effect taking place.
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When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008
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1. An illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain
2. An effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted
3. Ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support
1. An illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain
2. An effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted
3. Ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support
Bob: “I thought you weren’t big on marriage.”
Ethan: “Mirage.”
Bob: “What?”
Ethan: “Not marriage. IMirage/I. It’s a state of mind. Sort of makes it almost tolerable.”
Bob: “Go fuck yourself.”
Ethan: “Mirage.”
Bob: “What?”
Ethan: “Not marriage. IMirage/I. It’s a state of mind. Sort of makes it almost tolerable.”
Bob: “Go fuck yourself.”
by Gary from Cotati October 8, 2009
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Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
by gouletgoo December 22, 2013
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