mayonaise sandwich 

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

mayonaise sandwich by Dicap March 3, 2003

love mayonaise 

cum

she likes to swallow the love mayonaise

love mayonaise by pville October 29, 2002

mayonaise 

Slang for semen or ejaculate

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise

mayonaise by creamy j March 24, 2007

mayonaise 

should be eaten with every meal

mayonaise is my second favourite white sauce.

mayonaise by wins May 3, 2011

Unicorn Mayonaise 

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

Unicorn Mayonaise by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

Mayonaise Twinns

About to be the best band you've never heard of.

Hey bro, it's about to be a Mayonaise Twinns explosion up in here.
The Mayonaise Twinnsare about to schmear the Paradise tonight.

Mayonaise Twinns by jfitzzz November 13, 2013

magic mayonaise 

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

magic mayonaise by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011