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Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.
by nonojuststop October 13, 2019
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McGoops

A common way to acknowledge an acquaintance usually in a humorous manner. The name "McGoops" is used the majority of the time referencing a persons last name, however there are instances where a first name, nickname or simple calling of "McGoops" is acceptable. There are also occasions in which a diss can be added to the name, a very bold statement, at the same time you can praise someone with a "McGoops." For being such a small word it is flowing with infinite power. Anyone can technically be called the name, however whoever is using the term should really sit back and say "Is this guy truly at McGoop status? Frequent users of the name will often pair the saying with great accent to increase the significance and make that shit a little funnier.
"YO Kirk McGoops, whats the dizzle on the A kizzle, smallskis?

"Fuck You McGoops"

"What's up Creeps McGoops, you slimy son of a bitch"
by Rob Nasty January 13, 2008
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mcgoyne

to chew food without the use of teeth. ie, to gum your food
My grandma will mcgoyne that biscuit

That homeless guy is mcgoyning the shit out of that ham hoagie
by TokenTornado December 17, 2008
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MCBGOD

My friends and i walk around our hood while shouting MCBGOD after we're done eating some chinese food and being polite to average citizens like hard asses.
by BIGDEEZYALLDAY January 7, 2012
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McGomer

the opposite of McGyver - an individual who is unable to figure out what to do, no matter how simple the challenge.
Michael is a genuine McGomer - he fucks up everything he touches. He spends more time thinking up excuses than he does working.
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McGoolish

Tasty version of a classic McDonald's breakfast sandwich. Its basically a hash brown folded into a sausage mcmuffin. Invented in Las Vegas but spreading nationwide and coming to a McD's near you.
Dave: Hey man your sausage mcmuffin looks different!
Paul: Yeah, its a McGoolish... (opens sandwich)

Dave: Oh, wow.

Paul: Three different layers and textures inside a toasted muffin. That's a McGoolish, you're life will never be the same.
by Dave BOGO December 20, 2009
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McGosling

A term used to describe the celebrity couple Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling. They met while working on the movie The Notebook and were together from 2005-2007.
McGosling was the cutest couple ever.

I wish McGosling didn't break up.
by dailymishmash August 2, 2008
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