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gorgeomus maximus

To be smoking hot, banging from head to toe all wrapped up into one package.
Liv Tyler is gorgeomus maximus.
by buttermus November 5, 2010
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gluteus maximus

Scientific word for the muscles in the buttocks, a.k.a butt, a.k.a ass, a.k.a arse
Damn that chick has a nice gluteus maximus
by Normal_criminal December 31, 2003
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goofius maximus

Faux latin used in order to describe a situation where the goofiness has reached it's maximal potential within either a conversation, a show or simply by the viewing of memes. Or when you're not really mentally sober.

This word can also be used in reference to others as a type of name.
Example 1:

Michael: "Bro, what the hell was that LMAO?"
Arwen: "That your momma on the mic, bro? Why she sounding like that?"
Alex: "Come on guys, it's not that funny."
Arwen: "Bro, she be sounding like goofius maximus up in there"

Example 2:

William: "Yo, check out this meme I just found"
Henry: "Why are they walking like that?"
William: "I don't know but it's goofy as hell."
Henry: "literally goofius maximus."
by JustDacia October 27, 2022
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Gluteus Maximus

booty (-muscles)
"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."

(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")
by Big Bap a.k.a. Tiny Tom May 16, 2018
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gaseous maximus

the state of having an extreme amount of gas. uncontrollable and unbearable farting.
"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that plate of beans, I'm so gaseous maximus right now"
by Dan_e_o November 3, 2006
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girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)
jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!
by greg jameson October 9, 2008
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