Madoff Hitler

21st Century destroyer of Jewish wealth.

That g'dam Madoff Hitler destroyed so much Jewish wealth and Jewish charities.

by cromano115 July 14, 2009

bronie madoff

The Wall Street, suit and tie bro who has an entry level position at a mid level brokerage firm. Gladly offers his services to his upwardly brobile broskies. Often pitches woo to soft headed women about his brobility to make 100 grand in a week. Know for completely crediting himself as helping the head honchos at his brokerage firm brorchestrate a brostile takeover of Goldman Sachs.

Le'Bro James: Sweet! GE just went up by 5 points today, along with Procter & Gamble. I gotta thank Bronie Madoff for getting me into stock markets. I'm making mad paper!

Bro Diddley: Hell yes!

by Define Me! October 23, 2009

madoff

A cock sucking scumbag with no regard for the human race.

Stay away from the madoff

by ericmtuf December 24, 2008

Maddoff Scale

A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi Scheme.

In addition to his dismay over being arrested Brent was disappointed to learn his Ponzi scheme only ranked a 0.2 on the Maddoff Scale at his trial.

by Papa Jizzly January 30, 2009

Bernie Madoff

Cum in a girls eyes so that they are completely blind and throw her face-down on the floor. Quickly get dressed and then take her money as you leave. As you run out the door, yell "Gotcha bitch!".

"Alright boys im buying tonight. I Bernie Madoff-ed some bitch last night so I have an extra $200 laying around."

by Word 1981 September 3, 2009

madoffed

to be scammed (think madoff)

Have your parents been madoffed?

by lol omg January 8, 2009

Madoff scheme

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.

Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011