Matussy

The Matussy

The weakest power in the universe.

“Hey bro, don’t be such a Matussy”

“That was a vio on a deeeeep level bro.” *cries*

by amb3rmaex February 24, 2022

madusa

when a girl ties her hair to your dick and then headbangs which causes her to jerk you off.

my girl gave me a madusa last night.

by vkp January 23, 2008

Matsa

She is a girl who would always make you smile. She might seem shy at first when you just got around her, but as you get closer to her, she is really funny and nice. She cares about everyone and is also very cute. Her dressing style is really unique yet beautiful. She is a very great girlfriend to have. She is very loyal and would do the best she can just for you. She prepares surprises and always sticks around you.

"Look at Matsa over there with her friends!" she said. "Yeah, I know, I always wanted to be her best friend," Tay said.

by lol_trustme February 16, 2019

Mausam

Someone who talks to you and then suddenly deletes messages or runs away and ghosts you.

I thought he was a good person, but then he pulled a Mausam.

by the bat of gotham December 2, 2019

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

matúš

A slav usually born in eastern europe comes from a village or small town which is not too popular but it is always in his heart. Most people called 'matúš' are normally straight. Matúš works hard and therefore he is good looking and when he grows up may not be rich but will have a pretty wife.

Matúš stop fucking about.
Dont do it matúš for fuck sake.

by ILikeNoOne August 22, 2019

mathusa

Mathusa is a sweet, kind, caring and gentle girl. She’s one of the most loyal and golden-hearted people you’ll ever meet. But if you mess with people who she cares about prepare to be destroyed.

I wish I had a friend like Mathusa

by XxAnonoymousxX December 19, 2017