matty baka

the most beefiest, muscular, powerful man in all of target corporation. if you’re a matty baka you are also a short king✊🏼😩

omg you’re a matty baka!? can i birth all 220 of your kids!?

by mattybaka November 1, 2021

matty birt

Matty Birt is a name given to a ball player, commonly playing as GK or CF. His main traits are BIG saves and overhead kicks. This player is sometimes referred to a cross between Gareth Bale and David Seaman.

Qwoar this lad looks like a Matty Birt!

by Altrib September 8, 2022

marty b

P. I. M. P. and thinks everygirl is his ho

"steph, ur my ho no matter what you say"

by ur ho February 6, 2005

Matty Breen

1. the name of a poo which is perfect - comes out clean, not to hard and not too sloppy and comes out with no burn which is often associated with a curry poo.
2. a beast !

1. WOW! i just took an awesome matty breen

2. Ron is such a matty breen in bed ;)

by mrmangina94 March 17, 2011

matty boy

A matty boy is a circular we boy with very bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are).

He is the sort of person who you would see down shankil road playing pokemon go.

I saw a matty boy on my way to Walmart today.

by Rebocci December 11, 2016

Marty B'ed

To be pwned by a teacher in a way that teaches other students a constructive and educational life lesson.

Student 1: Oooh, Jess just got Marty B'ed!

Student 2: Yeah, but at least we learned that if you don't have your essay the day it was due, you shouldn't lie about it.

by ninjamasterofawesomeness November 27, 2011

matty boy

A Matty boy is a circular we boy with really bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are). He is adopted and ginger. He is the sort of person who you would find walking down shankil road with one feg in his mouth and playing Pokemon go.

Oh look it's a matty boy.

I walked to Walmart and I saw a matty boy.

by Rebocci December 11, 2016