Mattness

A hobbit-like asshole, whos anorexic, dose cocaine and is in love with his cousin, and has a he/she bestfriend thats always around./ could also mean, stupid, gay, or ugly.

Dude, that movie was total mattness

by jessica woulett September 30, 2007

Maltenease

A fucking mumbling idiot usually named shane

Person 1: *mumbling shit as always*
Person 2: are you speaking maltenease?

by Hetho November 6, 2018

Martenez

That one bucktooth nigga whose always complaining about everyone and everything like anyone gives a shit. He then cries like a little bitch and goes on damage control when faced with the slightest bit of criticism, usually pussying out in the process. Whenever he tries to act tough he just closes his hand into a fist in order to look threatening, only to open it and sit back down later on. Motherfucking bitch nigga. Also makes weird crossover fan fictions about Naruto and Zelda characters cause he's that much of a weird ass nigga and neither him or his family owns a car.

Yo I hate this shitty ass *redacted*
Shut the fuck up Martenez, your parents don't even own a car.
Shut up asshole I'll beat you up. *barks like a bitch*

by Pain_Uchiha September 23, 2019

Mateness

A bond between two individuals who are or wish to become closer with one another.

"Kayla and Maddie wanted to rebuild they're mateness after falling out"

by VerySexyLeo July 4, 2021

Mattese

A Mattese is a short italian man. Very handsome and good looking and loves Mortadella. Mattese's act like homosexuals when they are with the boys (guys they are comfortable with and share everything with). Mattese's will also have curly brown hair that looks like a perm but is sworn to be natural.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is a short italian with curly brown hair and has two side chicks named Gabe and Adam!

Girl 2: You have a handsome Mattese! Never leave him because if you do, i'll take him!

by dcvexo October 9, 2021

Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.

Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.

by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023

matene

Matene (short for mighty muttson) you will usually find them at ur local tini houses and or the pad, they are from the mighty Omahu where all the BADDEST MOBSTERS are from, they are also the bahdest at baskest ball and will dunk on anyone

farrr matenes so fineee

by inathiggers1313 March 26, 2024