Matisse

The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life

Guy 1:She is the best girl ever
Guy 2: must be a Matisse

by Josh lungi September 8, 2013

Matisyahu

A jewish reggae musician/rapper from Whiteplains, New York.

Matisyahu rocked the house in the Jimmy Kimmel show.

by J. Rizal January 18, 2005

Matisse

He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.

by plsloveme March 26, 2020

matisyahu

Matisyahu is a badass jew, prolly the greatest jew evar!

Horst dosen`t like Matisyahu because he`s a silly nazi.

by Avtomat Kalashnikova November 10, 2007

Matisse

A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.

Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

Vagi-Matic

Describes the ability of a woman manipulate her vagina in the most pleasurable way. This skill is usually attained by performing Kegel exercises on a regular basis.

"That woman really put the "Vagi-Matic" to me... I couldn't walk for three days."

by Dazona August 11, 2007

maricsa

The most beautiful girl in the world. If you ever date a Maricsa, do not lose her. She will make you laugh and smile. Maricsas are total people magnets. Maricsas are the sexiest people on earth but don't anger them, as they will fuck you up. If you see a Maricsa you like and want to ask them out, show them cute things like puppies and kittens.

Person A: Why are you laughing so hard?

Person B: I just hung out with Maricsa
Person A: Lucky!

by AspenIceheart October 1, 2017